Keep ‘Em Guessing

I guess I really am controversial. Effectively pissing off the left and right for at least the past 10 years. I think that should be my new slogan or something.

Turns out a friend of mine was really miffed when he discovered I was placing curses on the copies of Infernal Colopatiron. Ha! That really cracked me up because it was so unexpected. Oh come on! It’s all in good fun. Besides – I, as the writer, deserve compensation. Sorry – but I spend a lot of time writing these books. I’m also putting out a lot of money to have these books printed.

So let me explain to you all how this is going to work – curses aside. So IC is going to be released (hopefully) by February. Pre-paid orders go out first. Then I’ll open up ordering on list, then forum. Then, and only then, will the general public be able to get copies. There will only be 200 copies printed. That’s it. First come first serve (close friends first). I am thinking I am not going to do cloth bound editions. Instead – we might be going leather-like all the way.  Still talking to my printer and the bindery on that.

Don’t be bitchy. It’s only a little curse and it won’t hurt you if you don’t fuck me. The only reason I can see ANYONE getting pissed about the curse is if their plan was to fuck me from the get go. Am I right, or am I right? Now my dahlings – relax and breathe.

I honestly had no idea my books (that haven’t even been published yet) were in such high demand that people were already planning to scan them for torrents the second they came out. I feel honored.

Of course I guess the rule there is don’t fuck with a Daemonolatress. Probably good advice.   😉