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Conversations With Friends

Have you ever just found yourself in one of those bizarre conversations with someone else that if anyone else was listening in (and they didn’t know you) it would all sound very scandalous?  A recent conversation with a girlfriend went something like this… (conversation printed with permission)…

Me: So I told you about my new project?

S: Uh huh. Hey, D wants to know how you got the wrappy stuff on the bottle.

Me: Wrappy stuff?

S: Yeah, like the plastic on the lid. It even had a perforation to remove it easily.

Me: You mean shrink wrap?

S: Yeah.

Me: They sell it that way.

S: I wonder if you could use shrink wrap like a cock ring.

Me: ::laughs:: Umm, I don’t know.

S: So how do you make it shrink?

Me: Cold water?

S: Shrink wrap? How does cold water shrink it?

Me: Oh – I thought you were talking about penises.

S: Well I know how to make a penis shrink. ::laughs::

Me: Hair dryer.

S: Really? I thought you’d need a heat gun.

Me: You can use either. A hair dryer is more accessible.

S: Hmm.

Me: Okay, so tell me you’re not going to use shrink wrap on anyone’s penis…

S: ::laughs:: No! I was only kidding.

Me: They sell it in different sizes.

S: Speaking of sizes, hard, leather wrapped, did you get a price on that?

Me: Penises or shrink wrap?

S: Books! Pervert. Your new project?

Me:  ::laughing:: Guilty, but then I’m not the one asking if you can use shrink wrap as a cock ring.

The remainder of the conversation was pretty normal. Now I’m wondering how many people I know who’ve used shrink wrap on a body part and I find my curiosity disturbing.  I find it even more disturbing that I actually think I might know people who probably have tried this, or if they haven’t  will read this and decide to experiment. To them I say, if you do try it (or have tried it) I really want to know what happens and how it feels so share, okay?  😛

Steph is an award winning and bestselling author of thrilling steamy and paranormal romances, dark urban fantasy, occult horror-thrillers, cozy mysteries, contemporary romance, sword and sorcery fantasy, and books about the esoteric and Daemonolatry. A Daemonolatress and forever a resident of Smelt Isle, she is happily married and cat-mom to three pampered house cats. Her muse is a demanding sadistic Dom who often keeps her up into the wee hours of the morning. You can contact her at swordarkeereon@gmail.com

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